Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for December 19, 2013
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December 23, 2013
Transcript:
24 christmas eve dad: kids, this year instead of cookies, we're leaving santa a big bowl of venison chili! kids: yay! 25 christmas day santa: mmm, what's in this stuff? 26 a nutcracker kwanzaa carol tim: hey johnny cochran, the mouse king stole my umoja. cochran: i'll get your umoja back, tiny tim! 27 sweater flashback trauma clinic. man: tiny angular reindeer - they're everywhere. woman: have some chili. 31 post-millenium apocalyptic cult expo. sign up for cult of your choice! in event of an apoc-alypse, this may be moved to the next millennium. larry's neato cult cargo pants cult big bang cult little whimper cult tasty snacks cult anime cult january 1 new year's day commence misdating checks. old lady: whoops! oh, dear! not again! bad old me! ah,
Ida No over 10 years ago
Why’s the venison chili always got only the one cherry tomato per batch?
Mel-T-Pass Premium Member over 10 years ago
Anime Cult for me, please.
Sisyphos over 10 years ago
Too much seasonal Stress! How can I possibly make a rational choice of cult?…
Comicsexpert over 10 years ago
What’s appalling to me is that in the navigation Richard’s Poor Almanac has to sit next to the dreadful Reply All. If ever two comics were on the opposite ends of the spectrum in terms of art and writing and everything these two are it.