That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for November 21, 2013

Got it used.

And she says, “Say what?!?” You’re supposed to tell me how many husbands I’ve had.

Jesus was not known for great pick-up lines.

nah, i just change your wine into mine; you want my brother. he’s the one in the middle of the pond over there without the water skis…

Back then, even Jesus could only get a car in black.

Don’t try and fool ME, lady! I knew you when you didn’t have a pot to piss in.

Oh, very good sir!

Is that the Samaritan Woman walking to the well with the pitcher (in the Biblical Baseball Game)?

God created the world in the Big Inning.Eve stole first, Adam stole second, the Samaritan Woman walked to the well with the Pitcher, and the Prodigal Son ran for home!

“Hey hot stuff! Wanta go get a drink with me?…

Enlarged image can be found here (along with a description), or at Mr. Melcher’s blog entry.Christ and the Woman of Samaritan at the Well (link shows story’s Wikipedia page), is shown, with a different coloration, click-to-enlarge image, and described (click More information about this work there), by its current-location page.Not only does it describe it in text, if you click the Listen button, a woman reads it to you, with each word in the text highlighted along the way. The same is true for this artist’s bio there.I didn’t check them all, but a random sampling (change the number at the end of the URL) indicated it is generally the case for its online paintings and artist bios.If I were younger, I could use the same area in the Spanish pages (click Versión española at the top, this painting) to learn Spanish, while looking at the works of art.Sadly, my hearing isn’t what it once was, and she speaks too quickly for that; but it is my new favorite online museum. The artist’s Wikipedia page (Google translated Italian Wikipedia page has more) and collection (more under Subcategories at each level).Third, of the 4 works, by this artist, that have, so far, appeared in Mr. Melcher’s blog, to also appear here.

I don’t know about her, but I do. Though it gets 45mpg, I bought it more for its clean air emissions than the gas mileage — the odometer recently changed to 9,000 after nearly 5 years of use. It hasn’t changed my driving habits; instead of filling the tank once or twice a month, I now fill it every month or two — gasoline prices weren’t a big concern for me before I bought it. I generally walk or take the bus — too many idiots on the road already, so why add to it.

You bring the wine I’ve got the time!

Evidently, both Jesus and God drove Hondas.

Didn’t Jesus say, “I speak not of my own Accord, but of my Father’s.”?

How many angels fit in a Honda? All of them.“All the angels shall sing My praises in one Accord.”

Oh, Wow! What magnificent comments today. Thank you one and all for your wit.-Tandembuzz, if all the angles are singing in one Accord, you probably wouldn’t be able to hear the piston slap.

wonderful comments. Asked my bro-in-law what he paid for his Passat, and he thought me very rude. Guess the halo makes it okay.

“I wonder if your friend over there, would like to go out with me.”

“I don’t remember… I’m on my fifth one.”

Is that a balloon gondola that the woman is exiting? I thought that Jesus had the power of flight. In any case, I like the Guercino painting St. Francis ON Exstacy with some other holy dude better for drawing witty comments.

http://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2016/10/31

has another work by this artist.