Monty by Jim Meddick for December 02, 2013
December 01, 2013
December 03, 2013
Transcript:
You got a snake charmer kit from Amazon?... Yeah! And I'm totally stoked! Caution: read all instructions before assembly and use... Blah blah blah... I never read instructions... I'll watch the tutorial DVD later... Let's see, got the basket, the flute and... I change my mind let me see the booklet. Help me out here... Turn the page to troubleshooting: open snake canister... Snakebite... My arm is getting numb...
Sisyphos over 10 years ago
Once again, the payoff to not reading the instructions first is potentially disastrous. What kind of snake did the kit include? Cobra? Did the snake get a good bite and inject a lot of venom? Monty may survive, but he’ll be very lucky to do so….
billyruffian over 10 years ago
The instructions are in English?
Kroykali over 10 years ago
Did it come by drone delivery?
Varnes over 10 years ago
Numb rhymes with something…..Begins with a D….Drum?….no…..something else…
Nelly55 over 10 years ago
he’s making an asp out of himself
hometownk Premium Member over 10 years ago
When in doubt, read the destructions.
Here's Waldo over 10 years ago
Looks like he had a reptile dysfunction.
nitromicro over 10 years ago
Snakes can’t hear also.
Tossle Premium Member over 10 years ago
Hmm Jim must be on holidays, seems like a repeat from a prior storyline. Monty had a mail order snake charmer kit in 28 Feb 2005.
Tossle Premium Member over 10 years ago
His name is Mr Pii (Dave), an alien sent to earth to study us prior to an invasion. I think they really wanted to steal all our dairy products.