Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for December 08, 2013
December 07, 2013
December 09, 2013
Transcript:
Bucky Katt: Do you still have those stickers of fat babies? Satchel Pooch: Yeah why? Bucky Katt: I'm designing the packaging for my new line of baby shaving cream. Satchel Pooch: What? That's the silliest thing I ever heard of. Bucky Katt: How so? The only thing babies got goin' for 'em is smoothness! It's their signature property! "Smooth as a baby," they say. Who the *%@# wants a rough baby? Nobody I know. Satchel Pooch: Got anything in that box for dogs? Bucky Katt: To address dogs' biggest problem, I give you... Chocolate breath-freshner! Satchel Pooch: Some dogs are allergic to chocolate, you'll freshen their breath and kill them. Bucky Katt: ...For one price, in business that's known as added value. Two birds, and all that, hey speaking of birds: combination feeder/oven. I call it the tweeter heater host and roast.
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RuinQueenofOblivion over 10 years ago
While I won’t agree to the chocolate part, I could get behind Dog Breath Freshener that doesn’t kill them, anyone else?
hometownk Premium Member over 10 years ago
And here I thought dog’s biggest problem was flatulence.
Varnes over 10 years ago
Panel 8 kills me….
hariseldon59 over 10 years ago
Sylvester could have used one of those to catch Tweety.
chabias over 10 years ago
Banarfa! Love it!
swviews over 10 years ago
The most dangerous thing in the world is Bucky Katt thinking.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 10 years ago
The Twitter people aren’t going to like the competition from the Tweeter Heater Host & Roast. Exposing free-range thinking to heated public attention is sort of their thing.
juicebruce over 10 years ago
The mind of “Bucky”…………………….Priceless !
Ichabod Ferguson over 10 years ago
Dogs aren’t allergic to chocolate. It’s downright poisonous to them, as are onions and grapes.
Marv Walker over 10 years ago
Tweeter Heater, Roast And Toast?
I’ve long said that Darby needs to be committed, I mean, confined. He ain’t right. He always seems to get underneath himself and raise his level of, well, I can’t even think of a word that begins to describe his level.
puddlesplatt over 10 years ago
How about Limbo?
Bango Skank over 10 years ago
This is why we put up with the reruns. Because Darby is the best!
kathyabk over 10 years ago
This is just one of the funniest ones ever! ROTFL so hard.
Calvins Brother over 10 years ago
“Tweeter Heater, Host and Roast” – wonder if that works on squirrels?
dirgis3 over 10 years ago
Dog Breath: You can brush their teeth—-not the chore it would be for cats. And the toothpaste tastes like dog food, so it’s easier to get them to let you brush them.
hometownk Premium Member over 10 years ago
Toothpaste for cats is supposed to taste like chicken.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 10 years ago
I love Bucky’s – dare I say it – hare-brained new products and marketing schemes. And thanks to chabias for being able to read Banarfa. I suspected there was a gag there but my weak eyes couldn’t make it out.Cat breath is no bed of roses either. And the biggest problem dogs have with flatulence is humans blaming it on them.
Aslan Balaur over 10 years ago
Tweeter Heater Host N Roast, I think I used to own one of those! HA
smollett over 10 years ago
The Buckster is an absolute genius – he has a great future in marketing.
folklegendredux over 10 years ago
A new cartoon? Will wonders never cease?
jnnydnti over 10 years ago
Some dogs aren’t allergic to chocolate. It’s toxic to all dogs. They can’t process the theobromine; in sufficient quantity, it will kill a dog. And it’d be a very unpleasant death.
naturally_easy over 10 years ago
Wait….Satch has fat baby stickers….what?
TerryTaylor over 3 years ago
Wish that could be used on Jack Dorsey and most of Twitter’s ‘verified’ workforce. Host and Roast… hah!