The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for November 23, 2013

Perfect!

Wait. Doesn’t that go on the lower part of the body?

peg tooth, what a concept. I’d say “Arrrrr” too. or more like “Arrrrg”

Pirates were better at removing teeth than replacing them.

You could gag at this gag.

You’d think Captain Hook would be a perfect pirate dentist. Cleaning teeth would be so easy.

I can’t think of anything incisive.

OUCH!

You’ll walk the plaque for this.

Sorry.

So George Washington had a Pirate dentist? Who knew.

Me3000: George never had wooden teeth; they were someone else’s or hippo ivory. His problem was that they never fit, giving him great discomfort.

That’s not what “butt pirate” usually means.