Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for November 15, 2013

Salmonella, here it comes.

Cooking is possibly what made us develop into modern humans. It improves digestibility and destroys pathogens and parasites. Try eating raw beef for a week and see what happens.

You can’t win.

Ofc eating it raw – especially meat – makes you stink.

The point IS; one-upsmanship. Arlo lost.

Billy Graham’s favorite meal according to his wife was canned tomatoes, canned baked beans and vienna sausages all cold on a plate….ummmm

There’s not much better then raw Doritos and beer.

In other words, try a raw steak, hold the horns.

Arlo carries a notebook under his sweater or his abs are really cut.

Order a McRib with extra bacon. See the horror and terror in the teen girl’s eyes.

Chili cheese dog…extra onions (chopped, raw).

“You use insecticides and murder those poor innocent insects?”.Also remember bumper sticker showing dog with legs raiised as he washed a plant above HAS YOUR TOBACCO TASTED FUNNY LATELY?.It would apply to other foods too

I had to either laugh loudly or totally cry at this one! My wife and I learned to cook food to its ultimate flavor, just for her to read an article about how those charred bits might be causing her headaches. sigh (On the plus side, she DOES have fewer headaches.)

All this talk makes me want to charcoal-grill something with lots of nitrates, using lots of trans fats and salt in the marinade. And wash it down with a two liter sugary drink.

Ummm, pork tartar!

2 thoughts from my dad that fought in the Pacific, both from a marine Gunnery Sergeant:

Before he left the troop ship: If it looks good and smells good and tastes good, eat it.

On leaving the landing craft: Follow me! Do you want to live forever!?

He lived 87 years on cooked food.

Woman is just a pompous a-hole.

My son, Try Lutrfisk, It will kill all bacteria and leave you with unique breath.

problems occur when people cook on a grill and char the outside of their meat