A.P.? Start by teaching something, anything, rather than assuming every kid already knows how to play whatever the game of the month is.Or, as Ron White says, “But, if your Ph.D. is in physical education, you’re still just a gym teacher.”
In all reality, and as John Pascoe s guardian we feel that you need to know that we are filing for a restraining order on his behalf due to the nuumerous verbal attempts by you to make hm communicate verbaly with you. On the planet John came from there is no verbal communication.
“We have not explained John’s condition to anyone associated with the school, we were waiting to meet the Athletic Director, the most logical person to tell the whole story.”
I think most parents quit talking to Gil after he signed that lifetime shoe contract with Converse back in the 1960’s to always have the Milford basketball team wear those sleek looking all-white Chuck’s sneakers that probably keep the kids from winning any games.
seismic-2 Premium Member over 10 years ago
“Our son has told us that your play-calling really stinks, and he wants to take over your job.”
george over 10 years ago
and gil is JUST NOW finding this out?
I used to teach high school. we knew more about the kids and their families than the kids did – and didn’t even try.
If Gil is just now finding out all this info, he’s . . . hell, I dunno.
But yeah – dramatic effect for the reader.
cute
chiphilton over 10 years ago
Gil should answer by pointing to the Gil Thorp name plate, pointing to himself, smiling, and nodding his head vigorously.
bitsy twill over 10 years ago
“John Pascoe’s guardians. And interpretive dance teachers.”
mreynolds58 over 10 years ago
She has her arms crossed, which means “I’ve made up my mind”.
DaleJQP over 10 years ago
A.P.? Start by teaching something, anything, rather than assuming every kid already knows how to play whatever the game of the month is.Or, as Ron White says, “But, if your Ph.D. is in physical education, you’re still just a gym teacher.”
nepats1960 over 10 years ago
What’s up with the perv going in for the crotch grab in P1?
And apparently Mimi’s boob is talking with Gil’s wrist in P2.
Wait! Another talking boob in P3!
Lukebunkin over 10 years ago
Looks like Mimi is coppin some shoulder in P-1, kind of a flashback to summer on the deck!
Mr Reality over 10 years ago
In all reality, and as John Pascoe s guardian we feel that you need to know that we are filing for a restraining order on his behalf due to the nuumerous verbal attempts by you to make hm communicate verbaly with you. On the planet John came from there is no verbal communication.
Mopman over 10 years ago
“We have not explained John’s condition to anyone associated with the school, we were waiting to meet the Athletic Director, the most logical person to tell the whole story.”
tedybgame over 10 years ago
Is that Gil’s son in P1?
thejudge over 10 years ago
Mark and Mary Walther – Guardians of the Sphinx.
chujusmith over 10 years ago
I think most parents quit talking to Gil after he signed that lifetime shoe contract with Converse back in the 1960’s to always have the Milford basketball team wear those sleek looking all-white Chuck’s sneakers that probably keep the kids from winning any games.
ldmcdog over 10 years ago
“just call me Gil, like on my coffee cup”
bitsy twill over 10 years ago
Maybe their last name is really “Waltzer” and Mr. Waltzer has a really bad lisp which has embarrassed John into silence.
kdizzle over 10 years ago
“You see, Coach – John hasn’t spoken since he witnessed his parents murder outside the Gotham Opera House.
Milford_JockStrap over 10 years ago
It’s not gym teachers it’s Gill and Mimi, people heard horror stories about their children and their disappearance.
sgoddder over 10 years ago
Wildcat is my brother you will start using John’s playcalling or John will beat the billyhell out of you