Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 13, 2013

Cute!

Great, another out-of-pocket expense.

Let him go, it’s only a hop, skip and a jump away.

WallI’llbe!

I was just reading a novel set in Australia. A policeman remarks that the local crazy-lady “has a few roos loose in the top paddock.” I like that better than “bats in the belfry” or “bees in the bonnet”. Who wears a bonnet anymore?

I’ll bet you bite the ears off first on chocolate easter bunnies.

What do you call a boomer that often wears a fake pouch?

A frequent flyer.

Two tacos short of a combination plate.

So much for inflatable bouncy castles for kangaroos…

Shoulda called it Walkabout

One taco short of a fiesta platter. Jimmy Dean

Kangaroos walk quadrupedally.

It’s like wanting to ride bumper cars after traveling on I35 in TX!