Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 26, 2013

Boil him Henry.

Looks like it’s gonna be a hot tub!

He’s in hot water now (or at least soon).

borrowing without asking is stealing.

…and Rodney IS a chicken…

(side note: a friend of mine always refers to cooking meat in a crock pot as “putting it in the hot tub.”)

Which is why I think the chicken is the root of evolution.

Agreed.

I would not want to make Henry mad

Henry, give us 15 degrees. There’s a good boy…

I’m so bored with Henry.

I don’t know, Art. You’re the one wasting time tracking useless information. Nobody gets paid by the hour here. "Remember the Scroll Wheel!Disclaimer: No trolls were invoked by this statement. :-)

Actually, people taste like pork. Cannibals call people meat “long pork”.

PS. My connection is rated as “up to 64mbps” but I am far from the closest cell tower and have to use a directional outdoor antenna connected to the “USB dongle” to get more than a choppy sub-mbps speed… DS

glad to see Henry but today he mad cause Rodney using his water dish as a swimming pool