The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 21, 2013

O U C H…

Don’t forget about that other cult: Ketchup

They had 57 signs.

In the recent past, Heinz made ketchup in the condoments industry, while del Monte and Hunts made catsup. Reagan changed that when he tried to make ketchup and not catsup a vegetable. Hunts and del Monte are changing over to the other spelling.For years, millions of small children were told catsup actually was a short version of cat soup, and some of the children were told cats went to the catsup factory when they died.

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(No Casey, I would not dream of making my favorite KittyCat into any kind of food. Strokes kitty, while she plots how to get food and litterbox cleaning as she closes her eyes and fantasises about clawing my throat open.)

He’s still upright…. if he’s the victim, what’s the crime?

I mean, I know whoever did…um….whatever it was… probably isn’t playing with a full bottle….But who are they labeling a criminal?

Heinz catsup is mostly hi-fructose corn syrup.

Hunts is much healthier..

A father and son tomato were out for a walk. The father tomato was becoming impatient as his son kept falling behind. Finally the father turns around and says to his son “please son would you ketchup”.

At least it wasn’t salsa, the ketchup extremist cult.

“I know I’m going to miss her, a tomato ate my sister”- Attack of the Killer Tomatoes

Heinz is an expert assassin. Perfect vision.Especially in hind sight viewing the case.

And this catsup cult thing was so tragic, especially right after the big salsa scandal.

Sorry to be dumb, but what happened here? The cult reference is kind of confusing me.

We don’t get “catsup” in the UK.