Pickles by Brian Crane for October 15, 2013

Oh Earl… you didn’t…

Now you’ve done it, Earl! This can’t end well —

Someone once wrote that if you are bored, it’s because you are boring.

Earl when the whip comes down you gonna be in a whole heap of trouble !

Maybe Earl is the one who is bored – with being alive. He should remember the words of a famous wise guy who said, “Better bored than sored.”

Don’t worry, when Nelson’s finished, he’ll put Opal’s toothbrush back in its holder.

“Not for a while…”

LOL, LOL, Isn’t school open where you guys live….

" Brusha, Brusha, Brusha, use the new Ipana, With the brand new flavor."

Sometimes Earl is a real jerk. This was a crappy thing to do, pun intended.

That’s almost as bad as the urban legend about the burglars who took pictures with the camera they found in the house they were robbing and left them to be developed later by the homeowners of themselves with the family toothbrushes inserted—in particular parts of their bodies…

Oh dear…

LOL xxx

Jolly and Linda: Or Thanksgiving.

A Machalado in Ecuador.

Earl = What happens when passive-aggressive meets dementia

I can just see Opal standing in front of the mirror later.. brushing her teeth..She pulls the toothbrush out of her mouth and smells it…Then she says…“Earl..have you noticed that the toothpaste taste kinda funny?”

There, you’ve gone and posted exactly the kind of opprobrium of which Brooke complained. Poorly done.