The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 15, 2013

Semantics… Beware.

What a heel!

She was caught flat footed.

When you’re down some people like to put the boot in.

I have a boot lacer for sale cheap

Aw… a little lace will make it much more homey!

She’ll have to foot the bill.

What anag.Let it go.

Jreckard…. I caught your vibe. Ramping it up, are we?

That’s the sole reason I posted.

Give him the boot.

Always read the fine print before signing the lace.

Mat needs to be more welcoming.

So this is how they came to be arch rivals. (But it was all just a footnote in historical terms).

(I’m trying to find a way to use “aglet” in a sentence)

Aglet a kick out of you, sweetly pie!

left her with her tongue hanging out.

Bet he knows a good fragrance dealer too

This strip should be called The Aglet Sweater.

Ah, that’s the problem—she’s been living on a shoestring budget all this time.

Carpet by Dr. Sholl.

I suppose his name is Chuck and in a Converse-sation she found he works for Jimmy’s Shoes. He used to be a flat-foot on the Mother Goose police force. Probably wearing a pair of Red-Ball Jets to match that tie.

I’m back ladies and gentlemen!

Do you provide arsenic with your old lace?