Dog Eat Doug by Brian Anderson for October 05, 2013

My Half-Time loves “window tripping” or “bird tv”, especially before dawn when things roam "his ’hood:.

I’ve got a “Reality TV” Show I’d actually WANT to see:

Celebrity Kid Train-Wreck Parents

(would feature the Parents of Miley Cyrus, Amanda Bynes, Lindsay Lohan . . . etc.)

1st Season – The Dad’s all together in the House with Dr. Phil

2nd Season – The Mom’s all together in the House with Dr. Laura

3rd Season – The Mom’s and Dad’s in the House together watching themselves getting blamed by their spouses in taped segments from the first two seasons.

Immediately followed by “Divorce Court”

The blank screen is really as interesting as most of the reality shows on tv. Just sayin’.

This clearly beats Battle of the Network Stars.

If it wasn’t for the second panel, I would say that the cats are watching things at a wavelength we can’t see.