Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for October 05, 2013

Defense has been legislated out of existence by the NFL.

“Why doesn’t Arlo turn down the TV? I’m trying to read here….Don’t make me go for a walk and talk on my cell phone…”

Now we know why she’s out walking all the time, eh?

Sigh. And then there’s the Ravens. Sigh.

I guess points bring in the money. I used to like college basketball and the four corners offense before they ruined it with a shot clock.

“The USF Bulls…35! The Citadel…”1st game i attendedToday…not so much

Webster: Defense see Seattle Seahawks

Ah, but what’s the score after you subtract defensive and special-teams touchdowns?

Dick Butkis is on THE NEIGHBORS. As is Jackie Joyner Kersey, Larry Bird, Reggie Jackson.

All touchdowns, no FG. Sounds like an exciting game to watch.

Who needs defense, it’s the long bomb, every play! :-)