Brevity by Dan Thompson for October 03, 2013

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    jack fairbanks  over 10 years ago

    H-8 when that happens

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    jreckard  over 10 years ago

    I thought Southwest didn’t board that way; instead, I thought boarding was more like a stampede.

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    jreckard  over 10 years ago

    He might get more respect if it said C-4.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 10 years ago

    O, L!

    I 4got 2 P B4 this Q….2 L8.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 10 years ago

    jreckard…. um…. C4?Y?

    M I B-n thick?

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    DONZOR  over 10 years ago

    I am sure they will C2 it that he will get boarded.

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    jreckard  over 10 years ago

    Whaddya mean? radius also?

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    James Hopkins  over 10 years ago

    Thankfully it’s not 2 B… or is it?

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    jomali3945  over 10 years ago

    @jreckard, on the contrary, Southwest has the most well-organized boarding process of any airline I’ve flown.

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    Digital Frog  over 10 years ago

    Convert his to water boarding

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    dogday Premium Member over 10 years ago

    The last time I flew was a long time ago. Those of you who’ve only flown since about the ‘80s or so may not believe this but….It was 1971, and my husband was a United employee. We flew standby for only the price of the tax on the ticket cross-country. We got the flight we intended to, and were upgraded to first class for a few bucks because the plane was so open. Granted I’m short, 5’2", my ankles barely reached the seat in front of me. I had no one next to me, my husband opting for the window seat across the aisle. We had rack of lamb for dinner, I had black Russians beforehand, and footies for my comfort for the entire trip — all for the price of the ticket. We were on our way to Disneyland, and obviously Neverland started early for us. Today? I’d rather be crammed into a Japanese subway with one of their cattle-pushers than fly today.

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    jreckard  over 10 years ago

    Dog – I certainly remember, but my “radius” reply was an attempt to take the “r too” string to new heights! or different heights … or different … something.And, funny back atcha

    but looks aren’t everything.

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