"He's repulsive, fat, lazy, hacks up hairballs, drools incessantly, smells like fish and is covered with fleas! Plus, he's given fleas to the cat."
Kinda like when I accused a cousin of being a “left handed spastic.” He pointed out that he wasn’t left handed…
But does he use the litter box?
Saw that one coming a mile away. Ok, maybe not quite that far…..a half mile.
I’d say throw them both outside but I don’t think you want to touch either one.
From the looks of it, he’s been giving the cat some beer, too.
Someone once said he wasn’t fit to eat with pigs. I defended him and said he was.
Plus he smells like beer ( did l mentioned beer?)
Instantly reminded me of that sketch from Benny Hill featuring a dysfunctional family, where the son picks up the cat and Mum says, “I wish you’d stop playing with that hairy, smelly thing,” and it turns out Mum is talking to the cat.
At least he stays informed on current events.
August 21, 2015
halibaitor over 10 years ago
Kinda like when I accused a cousin of being a “left handed spastic.” He pointed out that he wasn’t left handed…
Poollady over 10 years ago
But does he use the litter box?
lovecats Premium Member over 10 years ago
Saw that one coming a mile away. Ok, maybe not quite that far…..a half mile.
Perkycat over 10 years ago
I’d say throw them both outside but I don’t think you want to touch either one.
alan.gurka over 10 years ago
From the looks of it, he’s been giving the cat some beer, too.
gaslightguy over 10 years ago
Someone once said he wasn’t fit to eat with pigs. I defended him and said he was.
aerilim over 10 years ago
Plus he smells like beer ( did l mentioned beer?)
The Rolling Cat over 10 years ago
Instantly reminded me of that sketch from Benny Hill featuring a dysfunctional family, where the son picks up the cat and Mum says, “I wish you’d stop playing with that hairy, smelly thing,” and it turns out Mum is talking to the cat.
ted.hering over 10 years ago
At least he stays informed on current events.