Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for August 30, 2013

For Sale: One parachute. Never been opened. Slight stain…

If at first you don’t succeed, maybe skydiving isn’t the right sport for you…

Neither, SPLAT! will work just fine.

Try very hard not to hit the ground …

Say your prayers and watch your life flash before you.

I believe they call it a death spiral.

First thing I do is apply for a name change.

Put your head between your legs and kiss your butt goodbye!

at the last instant, jump up

Just use your heads . . . ☻

Do they have a choice?

Either heads or tails will lead to a grave outcome.

THey are already doing the nose dive. Maybe it’s time to try the tailspin and see if it helps them any…

If so, what does that make the face in the yellow-shirt’s back? Or on Skeeter’s leg?

uh zackly! no prob bro

I would advise them to do the parachute..Black string bikinis will not help them now.