Frank and Ernest by Thaves for September 10, 2013

A most exciting place to hear the latest spoiler alert. I’m sure people are lurking around the corner, just out of sight, waiting with baited breath for the latest.

The perfect place for someone to hide after they “spill the beans”.

You don’t have to cover your ears………you’re not going to hear any secret moos here…………….

At least the dates are not in some secret code that reveals the latest spoiler alert info…………….. (I don’t think they are)…

So what are spoiler alerts anyhow? Can I feel them coming or do I just have to keep my eyes and ears open and hope to be surprised?

If you don’t know and can’t figure it out, you can always oogle them.

Ernie, always keep alert for any “leakers”……..We don’t want any customer slip-ups……………………….

See, this is what society has come to these days: spoiled milk from spoiled cows. Cows used to be “contented” (like Elsie), but now with premium hay and grain they’ve gotten spoiled. Fie, I say! It’s the entitlement mentality that’s bringing this country down! We need … (offstage aside: What? Oh, that kind of spoiled? Oops.).Sorry, never mind.

Ernie, it’s not spoiled alerts, it’s spoiler alerts. Spoiled alerts are sometimes in the produce department and are also used by parents to warn babysitters.

Expiration dates on dairy are more like “suggestions”. It depends how long the product sat on a skid outside the cooler when it was delivered to the store (we were told an hour outside the cooler = a day off the expiration date).

I’ll go with abated breath.

Thanks, I forgot to check Google………..

I read a spoiler on Wikipedia that made me want to strangle the stupid person who wrote it. It was part of a character bio for a whodunit, and it said whodunit. That shouldn’t be in a character bio, it should be under the synopsis section with SPOILER ALERT above it. I keep tying to forget it!!! (It’s a BBC series that is showing in the US a few months behind.