Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 11, 2013

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    einarbt  over 10 years ago

    Not very considerate, plenty of other options but then it is Moses.

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    Linguist  over 10 years ago

    How many times I wished I could to that just to find a parking slot.

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    Apocalypse Fanatic  over 10 years ago

    “Oh… There my beeper is… Should have looked for that first…”

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    Dtroutma  over 10 years ago

    Moses parting the Mazdas!

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    rockngolfer  over 10 years ago

    For a few years I had a PT Cruiser, and I lost it in a sea of huge SUVs.Now I have a Nissan Frontier pickup, and I still lose it in a huge sea of SUVs occasionally.

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    pelican47  over 10 years ago

    I remember the little orange foam balls that Union 76 provided to put on the end of your antenna. You could easily find your car unless too many people used them.

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    WCLamb  over 10 years ago

    @pelican47 -I remember them… and they sure didn’t work with those electric antennas. Turn off the radio, or shut down the engine… BANG! Gone went the ball! And I remember seeing them alongside the roadways (day-glo styrofoam litter). Nowadays, you’d be hard pressed to find a car with a visible antenna mast. Personally, I preferred Exxon’s “tiger tail” that attached to my gas cap (I’ve got a tiger in my tank) and stuck out the fueling cover as a gas-station giveaway.I also remember getting free glasses with each fill up. And premium gas (Ethyl) was only 29.9 cents/gal. Ahhhh, those were the days, my friend; we thought they’d never end.

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    Say What? Premium Member over 10 years ago

    I find it kinda sad that I have to shout “Marco!” just to find my car in a mall parking lot on a Saturday. I wish I had Moses’ ability.

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    Qiset  over 10 years ago

    I put a super-charger on my 1983 Toyota Hylux. At the mall, I would set off alarms on the nearby cars everytime I drove by.

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    bransom  over 10 years ago

    Oh that’s right. God didn’t do that. Moses had super powers all his own! Well that explains everything!

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    dsom8  over 10 years ago

    Red See(Except they’re blue)

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    emptc12  over 10 years ago

    Moses could make a come-back with “The 10 Car-mmandments” : .I am the Ford, Thy God, etc.andThou Shalt Not Squeal. etc., etc.

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    mr_sherman Premium Member over 10 years ago

    The commercials that imply big trucks are a testosterone substitute.

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    puddlesplatt  over 10 years ago

    the parting of the debris!

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    BRO6164  over 10 years ago

    Sept.11,2001NEVER FORGET

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    Digital Frog  over 10 years ago

    better than wandering for 40 minutes in the parking lot.

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    Enoki  over 10 years ago

    Must be a WalMart parking lot…. Looks alot like a junkyard…

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    jahoody  over 10 years ago

    @ypoons7666……people have more money than sense…….and my car’s antenna still bravely waves.

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    Gokie5  over 10 years ago

    Kudos to today’s commenters. Here’s my comment:I haven’t seen anyone yet who has trouble finding his/her car while looking for, say, the beige ChryslerTown and Country van before remembering that he/she had been driving the elderly Mazda

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    dflak  over 10 years ago

    I use my GPS. I save the “here” location before I walk away from the car. It helps a lot when leaving the car in the long term lot at the airport.

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    meowlin  over 10 years ago

    I just usually park at the far end of the parking lot, where the other cars aren’t so densely parked.

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    NWdryad  over 10 years ago

    I want one of those!

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    Vet Premium Member over 10 years ago

    He even drives a SMART car.It is a Mercedes Benz however.Befitting a man of his stature and economical

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    Ryan Plut  over 10 years ago

    Moses parting the Red……Kia.

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    Caddy57  over 10 years ago

    I always try to remember the row number….but then the car I ride in most often does “stand out” …..it’s the 1988 Buick….rust….that’s not the color….the body is that bad!

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    pouncingtiger  over 10 years ago

    It looks Moses will be sued multiple times.

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    pcolli  over 10 years ago

    It was really the Reed Sea which was very shallow marsh land.

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    H P Hundt Premium Member over 10 years ago

    Many families find a larger car a necessity. The family member with the longest commute drives the most economical car. How many team members with sports equipment fit in your Civic? How do you take a camping trip with your family of 5? Do you have room for a tuba? Not to mention who survives the accident.

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    Dtroutma  over 10 years ago

    What I like about my little town, the largest parking lot in town only has two rows, about 20 cars in each!! But, that just make going to the “big city” MORE frustrating, but the key fob does make the horn honk! (just once, not an alarm)

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    dabugger  over 10 years ago

    Holy Mosis it may not be…..but on second thought….no, that wrecks it all…..

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    edward thomas Premium Member over 10 years ago

    And cars are mentioned twice in the Bible. In Genesis, God drove them from the Garden in his Fury! And Paul says the disciples all came together in one Accord!

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    edward thomas Premium Member over 10 years ago

    Baseball is also mentioned. After all, Genesis starts with “In the big inning!”

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    lectricdude  over 10 years ago

    …another bubble fixin’ to burst?…?

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    Texas_Rose90  over 10 years ago

    The fact that gas-sippers (like your Civic) can’t pull trailers…I have to have a wheelchair everywhere I go, plus there are six of us in my family, so a Suburban is just about the only option other than school bus!

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