Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for August 30, 2013

SBDs! aka ‘Elevator toots’

Be proud do it LOUD……..Then brag on it.I am like Verne (and probably others) get up in the morning and announce my presence in the house.Like a trumpet fanfare just one note…..long note….tada!!!

We had three, G-d bless their hides, and i never remember any air pollution in their vicinity

At least Verne isn’t the stinkiest this time.

Back last summer I was at the Local Hot Spot gas station getting a soda. The cashier asked me if I got gas and she got her answer but it was not the one she was expecting. It was not just a little poot. It sounded more like a F-1 rocket engine ground test. I am thankful no one was behind me.…………………………………………………………http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rocketdyne_F-1

Cryptozoologist? So he’s in the field of studying… himself?? Perhaps he meant to say “Bad cryptid.”

I’m pretty sure he’s referring to what he ate…