Good morning Leaky! You ..um… do mean he works at the respected law firm Morrison Foerster, right?
(They actually have referred to the firm as MoFo for many years! LOL!)
If he means I hope you don’t actually need a coffin right now…. what would be a negative answer?“No, I’m planning to off her next week and we’re planning the funeral?”“No, we have a dead body in the freezer and need a container for it?”
I guess if it’s nothing like that, you’re glad… so it’s “pleasure” in his book.
Maybe all those HO HO’s they have eaten are catching up to them… Will they argue who goes first so they can pick out their casket? I have never heard of a BOGO casket before, but it’s a good concept considering the cost of a funeral.Does that include the cost of the burial plot too??
One (morbidly) astute entrepreneur here made his first million by age 30 by starting a “Jumbo” casket business. Did you know that handling Jumbo customers is the #1 cause of on-the-job injuries in the mortuary biz? ick….
Neither caption from Joy or Burl makes sense (even for them). Does Joy want to keep the first of them at home until the other passes (just for a sale)? And does Burl expect to use a single casket and wait until the first dessicates to make room for the other? @Leaky, I found it rather pleasurable shopping for an urn for my own ashes (and Cuddles). I did not presume to purchase it as they are all a reasonable cost and my children will have it in THEIR décor. I found many similar to what I really like for myself and I MAY go ahead and buy it if none of my kids object (I don’t know which of them will retain my ashes; I’ve only designated executor).
I was once pall bearer for a rather rotund person, and my back was bad at the time, get to the funeral and find out they only had 4 pall bearers lined up and we had to actually carry it quite a ways in the cemetery. I can see how this would be a mortician job risk.
Poor Patty, she is going to have to deal with this and help write the obituaries, which will need to be thorough and inclusive of their many accomplishments. Memorials to the Crustwood Hostess for the homeless fund.
leakysqueaky712 over 10 years ago
They will need a Grand Piano for their coffin.
Good Morning All
leakysqueaky712 over 10 years ago
And what a goofy comment by the salesman………..“I hope your here for pleasure”Who goes to a casket store for pleasure?
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member over 10 years ago
Ain’t no casket big enough, ain’t no casket wide enough…
Laura Gildwarg over 10 years ago
Everyone in Crustwood seems to be a little…er…teched in th’haid.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 10 years ago
Good morning Leaky! You ..um… do mean he works at the respected law firm Morrison Foerster, right?
(They actually have referred to the firm as MoFo for many years! LOL!)
If he means I hope you don’t actually need a coffin right now…. what would be a negative answer?“No, I’m planning to off her next week and we’re planning the funeral?”“No, we have a dead body in the freezer and need a container for it?”
I guess if it’s nothing like that, you’re glad… so it’s “pleasure” in his book.
loveslife over 10 years ago
Maybe all those HO HO’s they have eaten are catching up to them… Will they argue who goes first so they can pick out their casket? I have never heard of a BOGO casket before, but it’s a good concept considering the cost of a funeral.Does that include the cost of the burial plot too??
BurlsTwin over 10 years ago
They will both be buried at the waste water treatment plant. Fitting that they are interred together. ;)
sgs13 over 10 years ago
Two double-wides
mikie2 over 10 years ago
What about a used shipping container? Cheap. Available. Big.
finale over 10 years ago
Cheapskates to the last.
finale over 10 years ago
Of course, if they opt for cremation they could probably run a generating station for a few days.
MaNoah over 10 years ago
One (morbidly) astute entrepreneur here made his first million by age 30 by starting a “Jumbo” casket business. Did you know that handling Jumbo customers is the #1 cause of on-the-job injuries in the mortuary biz? ick….
vldazzle over 10 years ago
Neither caption from Joy or Burl makes sense (even for them). Does Joy want to keep the first of them at home until the other passes (just for a sale)? And does Burl expect to use a single casket and wait until the first dessicates to make room for the other? @Leaky, I found it rather pleasurable shopping for an urn for my own ashes (and Cuddles). I did not presume to purchase it as they are all a reasonable cost and my children will have it in THEIR décor. I found many similar to what I really like for myself and I MAY go ahead and buy it if none of my kids object (I don’t know which of them will retain my ashes; I’ve only designated executor).
mudkid over 10 years ago
Maybe they should check out the prices on a dumpster.
imnormal over 10 years ago
I was once pall bearer for a rather rotund person, and my back was bad at the time, get to the funeral and find out they only had 4 pall bearers lined up and we had to actually carry it quite a ways in the cemetery. I can see how this would be a mortician job risk.
Poor Patty, she is going to have to deal with this and help write the obituaries, which will need to be thorough and inclusive of their many accomplishments. Memorials to the Crustwood Hostess for the homeless fund.
finnygirl Premium Member over 10 years ago
Maybe the salesman just thinks they look dead on their feet.