The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for August 22, 2013
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Transcript:
Gladys: Listen to the list of ingredients in this diet cola... Gladys: Phosphoric acid, phenylalanine, potassium benzoate and citric acid. Brutus: Sounds like you should have a prescription to buy it!
Harry Grapjas over 10 years ago
The phosphoric acid makes cola a perfect rust remover. Used it several times already to open rusty padlocks and it worked all the time. Leave the padlock in a glass of cola for a few hours… done!
KEStuck over 10 years ago
You think Cola would take the rust off of an ax head?
philyfanstukinmi over 10 years ago
takes the corrosion off of car battery terminals.
Perkycat over 10 years ago
Cleans out your pipes, huh? And what, pray tell, does it do to your stomach. I don’t drink the stuff.
comedynut over 10 years ago
drink enough it and it will make you sick, and possibly high from cocaine
Imagrandma2 over 10 years ago
Aw, c’mon folks…it’s just fun to make silly comments about the cartoon. I don’t think we should take everything too seriously. They are just cartoons. And some people love colas and others don’t. That’s what makes the world go round! Everyone, have a good day. May none of us be born losers! :-)
tbritt99 over 10 years ago
Abuse of bacon!
K M over 10 years ago
Oh, come one, didn’t you see the Mythbusters take that on? Not nearly as bad as you’d have us believe. And bacon doesn’t have the linings that protect your stomach from its own hydrochloric acid.
K M over 10 years ago
To some extent I’m with Dave Barry on this one. In his book Stay Fit and Healthy until You’re Dead, he suggested that you should decide what to eat based upon the average number of syllables per ingredient. If it’s two or below, the product is probably safe to eat in small quantities. If it’s three or four, you’re probably dealing with a product that causes grave concern in laboratory rats. If it’s five or more, set the container down very carefully and flee the vicinity on foot.