The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 23, 2013

Oh, bad choice, Kong!

“Get your fresh gorilla here…fresh gorilla meat.!

’Twas gravity killed the beast.

And there’s not going to be a sequel.

I heard that ending was a flop.

“A Monkey falls in Manhatten” sequel to " A Tree Grows in Brooklin"

These are the same people who were shooting at you in the airplanes. They don’t deserve your trust, Kong!

Oh this is gonna hurt

Since the comic ends before impact, did he make a sound?

yep. when he stopped in the cumulo-asphalt cloud.

In another ending, someone held a concert and Kong tried stage diving.

heads up

Oh, this is going to be good! Where’s my camera?

Tosh would be so proud. Maybe he’ll give Kong a web redemption.

Sad day for everyone involved 7 causalties no surviors

remember back in the 60’s and 70’s they had a movie they would show in driver training classes and DMV classes called “Red Asphalt”? The horror, the horror.

“Fall we will catch you, we love you KONG!!!!!” The crowd shouts from below.(After he hits the ground)“SUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”Stoopid Monkey……..

Watch everyone run for it at the last minute!

those people are about to be squished!

those people are about to be squished!