My best friend’s been married three times. HIs first wife introduced him to his second. His second introduced him to his third! His third wife doesn’t make introductions!
My wife called and asked me to bring home some 7-Up, I said, “OK, 7-Up.” I took the 7-Up home and put it on the table and she said, “Where’s the ginger ale?”
Dtroutma over 10 years ago
My best friend’s been married three times. HIs first wife introduced him to his second. His second introduced him to his third! His third wife doesn’t make introductions!
emjaycee over 10 years ago
In the spirit of the strip:Men: Can’t live with them, can’t sell them for body parts (legally).
The Life I Draw Upon over 10 years ago
Women may not be able to kill men, but they can make them wish they were dead.
Steven Cooper Premium Member over 10 years ago
A wife asks her husband, “Could you please go to the store and buy a carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 2.”
A short time later the husband comes back with 2 cartons of milk.
The wife asks him, “Why did you buy 2 cartons of milk?”
He replied, “They had avocados.”
If you’re a woman, I’m sure you’re going back to read it again!
Men will get it the first time.
My work here is done.
sbchamp over 10 years ago
P1: “…Can’t feed ’em to the gators,”
jcm1655 over 10 years ago
Not one good reason 2 get married
danlarios over 10 years ago
she needs a dishwasher
grainpaw over 10 years ago
My wife called and asked me to bring home some 7-Up, I said, “OK, 7-Up.” I took the 7-Up home and put it on the table and she said, “Where’s the ginger ale?”