Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for July 28, 2013

richardsimmons.com

I bet it was a batsh*t-crazy scene.

The pen is mightier than the sword? My pen is my bat

Over here, guys! There’s always room for more bats in my belfry.

I don’t care who you are- now that’s scary!I

Who is Richard Simmon? My pet peeve? People who dont use apostrophe’s properly.

♪♫Da da da da da dah . . Batman-iac . . ♫♫ . . ☻

I thought it was going to say Richard Simmons’ shorts. AAIIIEEEE, let’s get this bucket movin’ Race.

Well, I’ve seen him a couple of times recently on Wendy Williams’ show and he’s as skinny and manic as ever. I guess it’s good for him. Skinny is not attractive IMNHO!

“You gonna eat that fruit pie?”

Too extreme!