Brevity by Dan Thompson for July 19, 2013

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    jack fairbanks  almost 11 years ago

    if i do, canoe fix the bathroom and tile ’er too?

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    Sure…. the waitress knows she’ll do well with such tipsy customers.

    But don’t make the mistake of thinking they’re pushovers.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    Nazz… they would only tip a canoe.

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    Varnes  almost 11 years ago

    Put ’em at the table with the blow up clown you can punch in the nose all day long and he pops right back up every time…….

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    tryoung71  almost 11 years ago

    Their natural physical condition allows them to drink as much as they want, too!

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    Godfreydaniel  almost 11 years ago

    When I was a kid I had a pop-up doll (it was Fred Flintstone, I think), but instead of punching it I would kung-fu it, kicking down low on it and it would fly around my basement, or picking it up and throwing it. Not sure WHY………..@beviekThanks for posting the commercial!

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    TheAuldWan  almost 11 years ago

    GROAN!!!! Ha.

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    nerdhoof  almost 11 years ago

    Sooner or later someone will bring up the joke about “a long way to tip a rary.”

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    Bob…. Nazz already said that…. I was replying… :)

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