Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for July 07, 2013
July 06, 2013
July 08, 2013
Transcript:
Rip Haywire Rip and TNT are captured on a mission and forced to talk! Rip tells a story about his ex-girlfriend. Rip: Cobra is one dangerous female. And always one step ahead of me. It's annoying. Later that night in my hotel room! Cobra: Hello, Rip. Rip: Hello? How about sorry for stabbing me in the back in France and leaving me for dead! Cobra: Really, Rip? I thought you liked danger. Rip: Oh I like it, devil-woman - but like most people you don't expect the boys in the fox hole you're fighting, and on cold nights snuggling with, to start shooting at you! Cobra: Relationships are complicated, Rip. You've got to move on. Rip: Just like that? Cobra: Forgive me? Rip: I know why you're here - it won't work. Cobra: Why let forbidden objects come between us, steel brows? Rip: I'm burning inside for you like a hot machine gun Cobra: Mmmm. Then get ready. This is gonna hurt.
Greg Johnston almost 11 years ago
Cobra seems particularly defiant of gravity today. How can I possibly be the first comment, half-way through the afternoon?
lecrenb almost 11 years ago
With the relationship smarts of L’il Abner I’m surprised she’s only one step ahead…
johnrussco almost 11 years ago
An evil vixen … the Cobra Carson ! Breezy is a better fit … oh I hope we have not seen the last of her.