Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for July 26, 2013
July 25, 2013
July 27, 2013
Transcript:
Cobra: My nobe is still bleebing. You pack quite a punch for a skinny redhead, breeby! Breezy: Gosh, I'm sorry, Cobra. Rip: Got no time for nosebleeds! Tahiti Jones has TNT! Master: I mean it, Haywire! Gimme the wishing tiki of I will snuff the snausage king here! You have 24 hours to bring the tiki to me on the island I've marked on this map! TNT: Rip, he means it! He's been feeding me generic brand dog food! Rip: That man is a monster!
Chithing Premium Member over 10 years ago
Heh, snausage king.
3hourtour Premium Member over 10 years ago
…just wish for TNT to be back…
David Beirne over 10 years ago
Wish for that dude to die. Cause nothing’s worse than generic, except maybe Ol’ Roy from Wal Mart.
ewalnut over 10 years ago
Instead of fetching the Tiki for him, use it to turn him into a frog.
SkyFisher over 10 years ago
What’s the worry? T. Jones will probably only shoot himself in the other foot.See: Monday, June 24, 2013 - one of the funniest Haywires ever!
mntim over 10 years ago
Show TJ your bleeding nose. I’ll bet he faints at the sight of blood.
StoicLion1973 over 10 years ago
Why is Tahiti Jones a threat now? The good guys have a wish-granting idol.
Dragoncat over 10 years ago
Generic brand dog food…?Oh, the evil that men do…
swanie over 10 years ago
Tahiti Jones is RUINING the moment … can’t he see Rip’s got two righteous babes fighting over him? … even evil villains gotsta respect that!
Huskies81 over 10 years ago
Why doesn’t Rip just wish that TNT was with him?
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member over 10 years ago
Cobra’s broken nose “accent” doesn’t quite work.