Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 22, 2013

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    Linux0s  almost 11 years ago

    Oh, please no!

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    margueritem  almost 11 years ago

    Oh boy, I can hardly wait…

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    blunebottle  almost 11 years ago

    Why not? We already have horns that play Way Down South in Dixie.

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    blunebottle  almost 11 years ago

    How about: “Hey, You- Get Offa My Cloud.”

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    Some big rigs have “horns” that play train whistles.I live very near the freeway…. I thought we still had some trains on the west side tracks for a couple of years after the last one ran.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    I’ve also heard some horns in low-rider cars play music…dunno whether tapes or downloads, At first I thought it was their sound systems…. but a car beside me a few weeks ago at a red light already had a tape playing….and when he also beeped his horn it sounded a few loud notes of “Low Rider.”

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    orinoco womble  almost 11 years ago

    I shudder to think of it!

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    Marv Walker  almost 11 years ago

    I wanted to get one of them sound systems that vibrate the surrounding vehicle windows for blocks with a constant “Twumpt! Twumpt! Twumpt! Twumpt!” and suck all the air out of the vehicle, hence the open windows, then program it with the push button sounds of screeching tires and a LOUD crash, an approaching train and a tornado.

    But after I rented to buy the 24 inch rims for my Pacer I didn’t have the money.

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    blackman2732  almost 11 years ago

    I’ll just keep my regular beep sound and say it’s the radio version of a lot of rap songs

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    pouncingtiger  almost 11 years ago

    Frank Zappa?!??!?

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    Nighthawks Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    number nine number nine number nine‘…and when you go naked…..’

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    no1scouse  almost 11 years ago

    Classic Hendrix!

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    moderateisntleft  almost 11 years ago

    They’ve had those for decades…“La Cockaroacha!”

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    vldazzle  almost 11 years ago

    I certainly HOPE not!

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    Stephen Gilberg  almost 11 years ago

    How about The Cars?

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    orinoco womble  almost 11 years ago

    “baby, you can drive my car…”

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    hippogriff  almost 11 years ago

    Just when they finally went away (except Dixie in redneck territory)…

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    chromosome Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    How about sound effects, like glass breaking, loud “razzberries” or lion roars?

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 11 years ago

    Moving in Stereo – The Cars !!

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    prunes666  almost 11 years ago

    Nice to see Mr. Zappa made the list =^{-

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    Jeff0811  almost 11 years ago

    Anything by The Cars, or Mike and the Mechanics? How ’bout Lowrider, by WAR?

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    Aric Buckholt  almost 11 years ago

    Someone is obviously a Zappa fan as well!

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    DevilDog2001 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    ♫ I’m on a Highway to Hell! ♪

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