Tunnel of peace and quiet: TV-check. Remote-check. Cooler chock full of beer-check. Snacks: Pizza-check, Hot Wings-check. Nagging,… Hmmmmm….Nope, not in this tunnel. “Whew!”…..For remarkable illustrations for this tunnel, refer to any of Wiley’s Sunday “Life Before Eve” segments….
Married friends get to ride it sometimes for free…(for a very short time), on the week ends, to watch the Tigers, Lions, etc….And have a little fun for a change. (They REALLY seem to need it bad!)…. IF they don’t have to go get supplies from Home Depo for chores, that is……… (It’s takes place in a secret room, somewhere between the Tunnel of Hormones, and What Were You Thinking…It’s usually just as the tunnel curves back to reality…) Knock three times, and say Adam sent you…If Eve calls, you’re not here, you’re on you’re way home, Say no more….
Are there still any real tunnels of love? I don’t think the tunnel rides at mega-amusement parks should count. (unless you have a really racey, true-life story!)
Saw a kid working in a local restaurant a while back… he had writing all over his arms, like he’d been writing notes to himself (which my daughter does – with a pen.)However, turns out he’d bought a tattoo machine and had been doodling on himself.First time I ever recommended a visit to a GOOD tattoo artist, because that kid’s skin needed some expertise!
The Nihilist almost 11 years ago
What — no lawyers or therapists hovering around looking for a quick buck??
Randy B Premium Member almost 11 years ago
The “Tunnel of Alcohol” also washes out at the “Tunnel of What Were You Thinking?!”.
edclectic almost 11 years ago
“Tunnel of I’ve Been Here Before”
WoodEye almost 11 years ago
What’s the booth on the right " Annulments are Us!" ?
bluskies almost 11 years ago
What goes around comes around- and it has teeth and bites.
Varnes almost 11 years ago
Tunnel of peace and quiet: TV-check. Remote-check. Cooler chock full of beer-check. Snacks: Pizza-check, Hot Wings-check. Nagging,… Hmmmmm….Nope, not in this tunnel. “Whew!”…..For remarkable illustrations for this tunnel, refer to any of Wiley’s Sunday “Life Before Eve” segments….
Varnes almost 11 years ago
Married friends get to ride it sometimes for free…(for a very short time), on the week ends, to watch the Tigers, Lions, etc….And have a little fun for a change. (They REALLY seem to need it bad!)…. IF they don’t have to go get supplies from Home Depo for chores, that is……… (It’s takes place in a secret room, somewhere between the Tunnel of Hormones, and What Were You Thinking…It’s usually just as the tunnel curves back to reality…) Knock three times, and say Adam sent you…If Eve calls, you’re not here, you’re on you’re way home, Say no more….
Varnes almost 11 years ago
Great idea, Mr. Miller….And I was only joking about the Lions….Go Green Bay!
pelican47 almost 11 years ago
That’s what he gets for taking her there on the first date…
Aaberon almost 11 years ago
Hahahahaaaa!!!
rmacprivate almost 11 years ago
And if you’re a guy, after you turn fifty nothing good goes in the tunnel either.
Thomas R. Williams almost 11 years ago
50 shades of blue.
GROG Premium Member almost 11 years ago
There should be a tunnel of been there, done that.
puddlesplatt almost 11 years ago
The tunnel of mistakes aplenty
Wiley creator almost 11 years ago
Um…yes. There’s an entrance and exit to any tunnel. That’s the crux of the whole joke.
Potrzebie almost 11 years ago
Are there still any real tunnels of love? I don’t think the tunnel rides at mega-amusement parks should count. (unless you have a really racey, true-life story!)
DanReynolds almost 11 years ago
Wiley, I like this one.
Vet Premium Member almost 11 years ago
That is a good one Wiley.Well thought out.
dabugger almost 11 years ago
some must not get it…..
wwh85cp almost 11 years ago
Saw a kid working in a local restaurant a while back… he had writing all over his arms, like he’d been writing notes to himself (which my daughter does – with a pen.)However, turns out he’d bought a tattoo machine and had been doodling on himself.First time I ever recommended a visit to a GOOD tattoo artist, because that kid’s skin needed some expertise!
wwh85cp almost 11 years ago
definitely a WHAT WERE YOU THINKING moment…
jahoody almost 11 years ago
I’d need air conditioning to fend off the hot flashes….hormones are not just for the young & foolish!!!