Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for July 16, 2013

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    jack fairbanks  almost 11 years ago

    a-pauling, babe! meat from a blue ox, i suppose…

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    Sell them by the foot, she said archly…. with a side of baby corns.

    Real sole food.They’ll be a shoe-in.

    Heel make millions….and you can say Susan toe me so.

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    pcolli  almost 11 years ago

    I know someone who’d eat that.

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    sottwell  almost 11 years ago

    I once saw cookies in a health-food store named “Nookies”.

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    blackielawless  almost 11 years ago

    i wish there was a white castle in my town.when i was at the borgata in atlantic city i ate a phat burger [i think that’s how it’s spelled].it was delicious just like white castle’s burgers.

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    dwpbike  almost 11 years ago

    it equals the appeal of a pretzel burger

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    Saucy1121 Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    Ewww.

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    rockngolfer  almost 11 years ago

    WHAT AISLE IS THE POLISH SAUSAGE ON?

    Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream ‘racism’ these days.

    A customer asked, “In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?”

    The clerk asks, “Are you Polish?”

    The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.

    “If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?

    Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?

    Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?

    Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?

    Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"

    The clerk says, “No, I probably wouldn’t.”

    The guy says, “Because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you ask me if I’m Polish?”

    “The clerk replied, “Because you’re in Home Depot.”

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