Scary Gary by Mark Buford for July 05, 2013

Bouncy, bouncy, SNAP!

Shades of the Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove.

Oh, what a surprise those tender little morsels have in store for them! I don’t recall seeing Leopold’s giant gila monster before; did he just lately buy it at the pet shop?

I think Leo is going to expect him to share.

beautiful young children. the other white meat

They’re best when fed on ewe’s milk alone.

“A young healthy child well nursed, is, at a year old, a most delicious nourishing and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled; and I make no doubt that it will equally serve in a fricassee, or a ragout.”

(From my cookbook, A Modest Dinner Party. Can’t remember the author – filed under “S” – probably Martha Stewart.)

i love mark buford’s sick and twisted imagination! LOL.i wish i could meet him in person.i would say: your awesome,keep up the great work and i hope you never retire.

I guess, no monster breath?

I hereby name the “monster” William Claude Dukenfield.

I like children, yes I do.Baked, broiled or in a stew..- Shel Silverstein -

Is the Gila Monster supposed to be Travis’s replacement?

Just don’t start singing the Mushroom Song, Leopold.

Surely that eye on top of the ‘bouncer’ should’ve scared those kids off. But then again in this day ’n age when gross is cute and violence is entertaining, they probably just thought it looked nice