I often wondered about,why women seem to carry the small children on their left hip all the time. Left handed women should carry the infant on the right hip,to free the left hand,of the mother.
“What good does the dad do?”-It varies with the dad.-Some hit the hills as soon as they find out they are about to be biological fathers.-Some drop by and visit every few months.-Some bring home the mammoth meat, dig the cave, skin the sabertooth.-Some even take the place of the mother who just got bored and left.-I’ve seen variations of all the above.
“Sometimes I feel lucky (?) that I never had a father! :) Or better put, there was never a father figure deserving of me!”-You may be right.It dependes on what happened to the biological father. If he died or ran.-My son says he keeps hearing mine and his mother’s words coming out of his own mouth. He seems to think we were good for something.-He even talks about having to raise the children who work under him who haven’t learned so many things they need to know to get by in life. Quite often the advice he gives them is the advice we gave him from the very beginning.I feel guilt-free.
edclectic almost 11 years ago
Unknown to deadbeat dads…
KenTheCoffinDweller almost 11 years ago
Too busy trying to make it 21 and 16.
jack fairbanks almost 11 years ago
hippo in this case
ratlum almost 11 years ago
I often wondered about,why women seem to carry the small children on their left hip all the time. Left handed women should carry the infant on the right hip,to free the left hand,of the mother.
jtviper7 almost 11 years ago
Child support is a wind-up swing…
Miba almost 11 years ago
I tend to carry my baby on my right hip because my left hip is bad and starts to seriously hurt if he’s on my left for too long.
dreamer2112 almost 11 years ago
I always used my right hip, even though I’m right-handed. Diaper bag on the left shoulder, baby on the right hip! ;-) Awww… I miss those days…
danketaz Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Somehow, I thought the Fat Broad would have liked this one a bit more.
lin4869 almost 11 years ago
LOL! I STILL sometimes sway back and forth as if I had a child on my left hip.
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault almost 11 years ago
“What good does the dad do?”-It varies with the dad.-Some hit the hills as soon as they find out they are about to be biological fathers.-Some drop by and visit every few months.-Some bring home the mammoth meat, dig the cave, skin the sabertooth.-Some even take the place of the mother who just got bored and left.-I’ve seen variations of all the above.
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault almost 11 years ago
“Sometimes I feel lucky (?) that I never had a father! :) Or better put, there was never a father figure deserving of me!”-You may be right.It dependes on what happened to the biological father. If he died or ran.-My son says he keeps hearing mine and his mother’s words coming out of his own mouth. He seems to think we were good for something.-He even talks about having to raise the children who work under him who haven’t learned so many things they need to know to get by in life. Quite often the advice he gives them is the advice we gave him from the very beginning.I feel guilt-free.
AmyGrantfan51774 almost 11 years ago
this one not even funny I groaned when I read it