Cleats by Bill Hinds for June 30, 2002

Transcript:

Jack: Why did we let Abby drag us down here for an autograph from a girl? Mondo: It's Mia Hamm, Jack! She's a soccer superstar. And she's on my brother's top-10 babe list. Jack: I could see coming down here for Cobi Jones, but Mia Hamm? Or is it Ima? Hah! Get it? Ima Hamm... Mondo: Cool it, Jack, or Abby's going to come down on you like a sack of bowling balls. Abby: Abby. Thank you. Mia Hamm: "To Abby, best wishes...." Mondo: Can you sign it to Emilio? He's my older brother. Mia Hamm: Sure. And shall I do one for you too? Mondo: Yeah! Cool! I'm Mondo. Thanks. Jack: Uh uh... Mia Hamm: Uh uh? Jack: Uh uh.... Abby: "To Uh Uh, best wishes, Mia Hamm!" Jack, you may as well have had her sign it to "Dorkbrain"! Jack: Mia Hamm rules! Mondo: It's okay, Jack. I have a ball cap signed to "Ga Ga" from Anna Kournikova.