Monty by Jim Meddick for February 02, 2005
Transcript:
"Wait. Hold on. If you microtians represent an entire reace of minature beings, why hasn't anyone ever seen you before?" "Because primarily we live below ground." "But there will come a day when we will rise from our vast subterranean empire to conquer and enslave the surface-dwellers of this world!" "YOu have a vast subterranean empire?..." Indeed! Nearly twice the size of your basement!"
Dennett Premium Member 5 months ago
Call the exterminators!