Monty by Jim Meddick for November 10, 2001

Transcript:

"Um..hi..yesterday you delived a back hair-trimmer brochure and a free sample of "Beano" a digestive aid tablet.." "While I'm sure these are fine products, I just want you to know I have no use for them." "I'm just an average, normal individual who..." "Hey! that was my back hair-trimmer brochure!" "Oh...this is Chimpy, my pet monkey..."