Agnes by Tony Cochran for June 23, 2013

Yew may soon pine fir yesterday…. I mitre left you in peace, but now that I saw this, elm sure I’ll make myself un poplar.

Or… OK, OK, maple I’ll leaf before yew’re sycamore.

After reading these comments I’m ready to axe someone to take a chainsaw to me!

Loud Boooo-ing, rapid head shaking, much groaning…. (@Commenters)

Had you punsters thought of taking it on the road? First good guffaw of a Sunday morning! Thank you!

Never speak to a tree in scale.

I just barely got up – after sawing logs. Here I am bombarded with all these great & funny comments. I think I will make like a tree and leave.

Bark? Yeah, like a dog wood.

Those comments are a tree-t!

I get here late and discover the sap has been running all day. …. sorry, just had to (pine) needle the earlier posts.

“Plants talk but it is in scents, pheromones and other chemicals.”-not that it matters since they don’t listen