Red: Whenever I have Cap'n Crunch for breakfast... Ships that are about to be pulled into the whirlpool of doom!
Over Red’s lips and over Red’s gums, look out Red’s gullet, here Cap’n Crunch comes!
My mouth always felt like I’d been chewing glass after eating a bowl of Cap’n Crunch.
But then bran, is like eating sand!
I love Captain Crunch cereal but don’t eat it anymore since it’s not good for me…
Looks like Red’s tonsils haven’t been snipped out yet.
Cap’n Crunch was the reason I stopped eating cereal. It advertised that it stayed crunchy, but it ways ended up soggy. Soggy food…
I prefer to think of it as disappearing into the Bermuda Triangle.
He could be a captain in Starfleet. Those sleeve insignia used either two or two-and-a-half (3) stripes (usually).
Technically, as I remember, the officer in command is the “captain” of even small warships. It’s confusing to civilians ’cause Captain is a level of rank, above Commander, below Rear Admiral.
Anyone remember getting “Cap’n Crunch mouth” after eating it? The roof of your mouth was all scratched up from it. Whee.
November 20, 2013
Catfeet Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Over Red’s lips and over Red’s gums, look out Red’s gullet, here Cap’n Crunch comes!
edclectic almost 11 years ago
My mouth always felt like I’d been chewing glass after eating a bowl of Cap’n Crunch.
puddlesplatt almost 11 years ago
But then bran, is like eating sand!
alondra almost 11 years ago
I love Captain Crunch cereal but don’t eat it anymore since it’s not good for me…
jackdohany almost 11 years ago
Looks like Red’s tonsils haven’t been snipped out yet.
Burnside217 almost 11 years ago
Cap’n Crunch was the reason I stopped eating cereal. It advertised that it stayed crunchy, but it ways ended up soggy. Soggy food…
GROG Premium Member almost 11 years ago
I prefer to think of it as disappearing into the Bermuda Triangle.
news almost 11 years ago
He could be a captain in Starfleet. Those sleeve insignia used either two or two-and-a-half (3) stripes (usually).
dzw3030 almost 11 years ago
Technically, as I remember, the officer in command is the “captain” of even small warships. It’s confusing to civilians ’cause Captain is a level of rank, above Commander, below Rear Admiral.
captainofgondor almost 11 years ago
Anyone remember getting “Cap’n Crunch mouth” after eating it? The roof of your mouth was all scratched up from it. Whee.