Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 25, 2013

Bears!

I know a big turkey over in Texas. I think his library just opened recently…

Maybe they time traveled

You’re not in Kansas anymore Dorothy. Seriously. Be nice to people on their turf

Does a bear Krak in the woods!?

Call m Ishmael

I wonder just how giant that turkey will be?

I was waiting for a guy with a beer and brat in hand going:

’DAAA Bearz!"

shhh..he is hunting wabbits….

which turkey?

Danae meet Mr. Thoreau.Hi kid, just call me Henry. And about that turkey?

Yes, Danae, be nice. Especially since he’s armed and you’re not.

Night-gaunt; re Omnius; apparently, I’m 17 minutes too late, but thanks for filling in for me !! I enjoy tweaking his beard SOOO much !

Oh, good one Kali39! Get a ladder and climb out of your pity pit. You and letterman….that train ran long ago.

My New Hampshire brother had a black bear in his yard this week… He has to stand in the north end of the upstairs bedroom to get a signal too. :-)

Looks like Abe Lincoln with a “Blunderbuss” gun. Has Danae traveled in time again?

Wabbit season!Duck season!Wabbit season!Duck season!Elmer season?!?!..Be vewy quiet, we’re hunting Elmers!

If I looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it’s a duck. Unless, of course, it’s a pig. I think Groucho Marx said that once…

Since he looks like he has been the woods a looong time, it might not be the best idea to ask him the way out.

Or a lost dog and a turtle covered in crazy ants who want Dani to also be their queen?

Yes, be nice to the man with a weapon.

Thanx, Wiley!

OMG, they’ve stumbled over Sleepy Hollow! rotfl!

Its been an hour. Its SERE training all over again. The horror, the horror.Poor Danae.First its no proper facilities, then no service, now hopelessly lost in the woods, finding a deep woods weirdo armed with a gun looking for Giant turkeys.Wiley what are you putting her through? I would say its Dabney Coleman to the rescue.

Gokie5, brilliant. I’m glad I always read all the comments before posting….I almost didn’t, because I wanted that gag, but I always read the posts first…..BTW, if I were you I’d put Wiley’s comment on your resume’……

She is a lot more lost than she thought she was.

@ mkahn: Wow. Lotta signs nailed to that tree…

In the back of my mind I hear the banjos….gotta be “DELIVERANCE”

@ Caddy57: They need not worry, Dick Cheney only shoots his friends in the face.