Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 28, 2013
July 27, 2013
July 29, 2013
Transcript:
Goat: I met a girl last night. Rat: Really? Who? Goat: She's a roadie for some rock band. Rat: D'you do anything? Goat: We made out. Rat: You made out? Wow. She must kiss anyone. Goat: She does actually. I found out about her past later. Rat: Well, give me her number. Goat: Gross. No way. I don't want you to kiss some girl I've kissed. Rat: Dude, please. It's the law. Goat: What law? Rat: Share the roadie. Cyclist: It's 'Share the road', @&*@#&#. Rat: Oh, great. Now YOU want a shot at her? Goat: No one's getting a shot at anyone. Pig: Psssst....does she give out hugs?
hariseldon59 over 10 years ago
A pun strip where no one threatens Pastis at the end.
Bilan over 10 years ago
Is he going to rat him out to the law?
Sherlock Watson over 10 years ago
Was her name Heidi Abromowitz, by any chance?
Sherlock Watson over 10 years ago
Has anyone noticed that the only characters we’ve seen making out in PB4S are Larry Jr. and Zebra’s niece?
zero over 10 years ago
What? no town bike jokes!
Sisyphos over 10 years ago
Goat, you are an embarrassment! Did you never hear of “don’t kiss and tell”? Now you know!
artybee over 10 years ago
Oh, hell, now I have to try to go to sleep without being able to remember where Betty Jo Bioloski is from. Firesign Theater probably.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 10 years ago
Artybee…. you do have to play with the spelling a bit, but CLICK HERE
You’re welcome.LOL
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 10 years ago
However….. “Everyone knew her as Nancy” first showed up, AFAIK, in the Beatle’s Rocky Raccoon….“Her name was McGill and she called herself LilBut everyone knew her as Nancy.”
dfowensby over 10 years ago
OMG!!! FireSign Theatre! I got an LP buried somewhere around here…Frank Zappa! Cheech & Chong! Arlo’s “The Alice’s Restaurant Massacree”! I just had a 50-year regression episode, sorry…..thanks Susan!
Hugh B. Hayve over 10 years ago
And some folks love ham hocks,And some folks loves pork chops,And some folks love vegetable soup….
eddie6192 over 10 years ago
Even Jeff the cyclist wants some.
Ollyvah over 10 years ago
NANCY FARBER ?
bbadenov over 10 years ago
Just take a walk on the wild side … changed his clothes and then he was a she …
patsysutcliffe Premium Member over 10 years ago
I almost get this—who did that song?
lisapaloma13 over 10 years ago
She called everybody Carl.
lisapaloma13 over 10 years ago
Susan, you’re a mind-blower!
I only knew her as Magill.
I was able to decode LMGTFY, though.
daveoverpar over 10 years ago
We have a whole group(what do you call a mass of idiot ‘cyclists/bikers’?), probably 20-25, that run through stop signs while they ride. Notice I said stop signs, plural. Might as well call them OWS bikers/cyclists. They have an anarchist attitude.
CptnSpldng over 10 years ago
Melanie Haber?Audrey Farber??Susan Underhill???
Betty Jo Biolowski???
I hadn’t heard that name since college. Everyone knew her as Nancy. Then it all came rushing back to me like the hot kiss at the end of a wet fist. It was Pig Night at the Oh Mony Padme Sigma House. We had escaped from the crowd and stood trembling under the dwarf maples…
LingeeWhiz over 10 years ago
Me too.
Number Three over 10 years ago
Don’t you wish you kept your mouth shut there, Goat?LOL xxx
Snoopy_Fan over 10 years ago
I want a shot at the roadie… Pleeease???