Tom Toles for June 11, 2013

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    ConserveGov  almost 11 years ago

    I like the hat O is wearing.

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    klr562  almost 11 years ago

    you mean the original and still widely used play book of the Democrats and Liberals world wide.

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    klr562  almost 11 years ago

    you have seen thsi pattern for years it started with Clinton.

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    hippogriff  almost 11 years ago

    It has been around awhile. It didn’t emerge fully armed from the brow of Ronald Reagan, the Teflon.

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    riley05  almost 11 years ago

    “Only you care what you think.”Other people’s comments show you to be incorrect yet again, Ms. Ima. Doesn’t that get tiresome?

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    riley05  almost 11 years ago

    “The republican playbook…”You missed number 4: Repetition. When refuted, just run away with your tail between your legs, and post the same drivel on other threads, hoping no one will notice.Interesting to see how accurate your second one is, though, “Change The Subject”, as it was immediately used by Kevin Robinson and Fredgold

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    riley05  almost 11 years ago

    If anyone is upset with the NSA’s reading of your private emails based on keyword analysis, just send a copy of this email to all your friends:"Hey! How’s it going? I’m all right.

    My job is so shitty I wish could overthrow my boss. It’s like this oppressive regime where only true believers in his management techniques will stay around. I work marathon-length hours and he’s made all these changes that have made it the worst architecture firm to work at in Manhattan. Like he moved the office to the Financial District and fired my assistant. She was the only one who knew where the blueprints were! I need access to those blueprints to complete my job! F my life, right? And he keeps trying to start all these new initiatives to boost revenue, but seriously we just need to stick to what we do best. There’s only one true profit center. I seriously feel ready to go on strike at any second.

    I just read this article about how these free radical particles can cause the downfall of good health and accelerate aging. These could actually cause death to millions of Americans. If these particles are flying around undetected everywhere, does that mean we’re all radicalized?

    Have you seen the second season of Breaking Bad? I just finished it. I couldn’t believe that episode where they poison the guy with ricin! That was the bomb! I won’t say any more because I don’t want to reveal the earth-shattering events to come.

    Oh! So I’ve been planning a big trip for the summer. I’m thinking of visiting all of the most famous suspension bridges in the United States. So probably like the Golden Gate Bridge, The Brooklyn Bridge, and the Verrazano Narrows Bridge. I’m gonna bring my younger brother and I know he’ll want to go to bars, so I’m thinking of getting him a fake drivers license, but I hope that doesn’t blow up in my face.

    Okay, I gotta run! I’m late for flight school. I missed the last class where we learn how to land, so I really can’t miss another one. Talk to you later!"http://tinyurl.com/psn2sh5

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    riley05  almost 11 years ago

    “Ima trolls for negetive comments.”Sort of a virtual self-harm?

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    riley05  almost 11 years ago

    “Unless you have scrambled your communication expect it to be listened to at any time or never.”The only step I’ve taken is to always use this: https://www.privateinternetaccess.com/ The only bad thing I’ve found about it is that when I log onto my bank websites, I often get asked my security questions. I guess it makes them nervous when I seem to be accessing my accounts from Romania or other distant places.

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    rockngolfer  almost 11 years ago

    http://www.theonion.com/articles/area-man-outraged-his-private-information-being-co,32783/

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    riley05  almost 11 years ago

    “Because I can tell the difference between a liberal and a conservative by how they answer a good question.”I doubt it. Take a look at the posts between Ansonia and me in yesterday’s Toles thread. Ansonia, a typical conservative troll here, wouldn’t answer questions at all, never mind “try”. Here’s a cut-and-paste from my last post there:“didn’t respond when it was pointed out to him that he called a 5% increase in food stamp use “70%”. He didn’t respond when I asked him what he thought caused the unprecedented thawing of the permafrost. And he won’t respond about Obamacare.”

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    riley05  almost 11 years ago

    “A liberal will not debate a conservative because they can’t win the debate.”Maybe on your planet. Here, the problem is that the liberal can easily win the debate, but it makes no difference, because the conservative will then just run away with his tail between his legs, and then go post the same drivel on another thread, hoping no one will notice.

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    danielse  almost 11 years ago

    Cheer up, Mr. Tom. In another year or two people will be able to vote Bush (sorry Boooosh) out of office, finally.

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    riley05  almost 11 years ago

    It also prove your point, and belie Roveit’s, if he were to run off without continuing the debate.Or maybe it would just prove he’s a liberal!

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    riley05  almost 11 years ago

    I’ve been to many countries, but the closest I’ve been to Romania is, uh, Vienna, I guess. That doesn’t stop my banks from getting their panties in a bunch when I log into my accounts from a Romanian IP address, though.Here’s one reason to visit Romania: http://tinyurl.com/pcpw7wr

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    riley05  almost 11 years ago

    ““Good Lord !” =o(, You are so full of it…=o)”These comments would be so much more enjoyable if you had quoted what elicited it, y’know. (Unless they’re just general observations…)

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    riley05  almost 11 years ago

    “I believe that President George W. Bush left office early in 2009 …”I think seybernetx was making the point that there’s a disturbing amount of Bush leftovers still being used…or even enhanced.

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