Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for June 10, 2013
June 09, 2013
June 11, 2013
Transcript:
Marigold: What do you have there Phoebe: Two pictures of my dad. Him at my age, and him now. Marigold: Oh my. Phoebe: I know! Marigold: Will YOU be this hairy one day? Phoebe: My mom isn't hairy, so...5-/50 odds?
kaykeyser almost 11 years ago
Well if you want to be the Amazing Bearded woman you could be right its not unheard of to have a woman grow hair all over.
Zero-Gabriel almost 11 years ago
*Snark!
50/50… *Chuckle!
Coyoty Premium Member almost 11 years ago
If she makes a unicorn angry, maybe.
Q4horse almost 11 years ago
Some unicorns have beards, and all are completely covered in hair. The hairy manes are the humans best feature. Just ask any guy who has lost his!
Destiny23 almost 11 years ago
Hasn’t Phoebe ever seen her Mom’s legs?? (She doesn’t seem like the type who would shave them…)
Dampwaffle almost 11 years ago
The correct answer is yes, in spots.
Hag5000 almost 11 years ago
She may well challenge you for best mane, Marigold…or not.
Simon_Jester almost 11 years ago
Given how much hair she has already, I’d say Dakota’s the girl who has to worry about that one.
Comic Minister Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Only puberty can play that role Phoebe. I think your mom turned out great!
skydancer11 almost 11 years ago
A-ha, Dana’s still got it! :D
bopard almost 11 years ago
rather odd pix of geek age-8. I would have guessed taped together glasses, Zelda T-shirt or plaid instead of gingham..?PHE gets freckles from Mom’s side?
John W Kennedy Premium Member almost 11 years ago
At first, I thought this was perfectly silly, but it occurs to me now that A), my father shaved, but Phoebe’s father doesn’t, and B), electric shavers and safety razors and shaving cream, etc., etc., used to advertise all over the place, even on prime-time TV, when I was a kid, and now they don’t. So I guess it’s easy for Phoebe to be a lot more confused on this point than I was.
Come to think of it, I even had a toy shaving kit, with brush-on soap, a plastic safety razor, and cardboard blades.
Rapid-Shave outshaves them all,Rapid-Shave outshaves them all,No messy brush, no greasy cream,Use Rapid-Shave in the morning!
How are ya fixed for blades (better hurry!),Gillette Blue Blades we mean.
Floating heads, floating heads,Floating all the way.Norelco has the gifts you wantTo give on Christmas day!
tudza2 almost 11 years ago
I have three pictures on my dresser. One is of my daughter, one is my mom, and the other is my dad. They are all their yearbook pictures.
Alexander Batey almost 11 years ago
Don’t mention shaving to Dana.
jerrica.benton333 4 months ago
the question is, will she go to santa cruz?
(where the girls stop shaving their legs and the boys start shaving their armpits)