Agnes by Tony Cochran for June 22, 2013

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    QuietStorm27  almost 11 years ago

    Wow! If I spoke to my elders with even 1 of Agnes’ 7 exclamation points…let’s just say I’d be more than a little sore.

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    prasrinivara  almost 11 years ago

    How about you run that idea by a dentist or dental-assistant (such as one B. Glans of Calgary), Agnes? You’ll probably get a good half-hour lecture and THEN get same results as panel-3.

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    burly666  almost 11 years ago

    Floss grows in Montana. Just ask Frank Zappa.

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    fishbulb239  almost 11 years ago

    If the EPA ate her for breakfast, then THEY would have to floss.

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    mai griffin  almost 11 years ago

    I love her slippers…

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  almost 11 years ago

    “No, they would have to puke!!!”-Nope, they’re able to stomache quite a bit.-Happy unBirthday. 363 more to go

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  almost 11 years ago

    “Being a concoction of sugar, jello needs to be flossed too.”-You’ve never had sugar free Jello?Actually, flossing is to remove trapped food particles and I guess growing bacteria. Sugar dissolves and would not stay in her mouth.

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    Hunter7  almost 11 years ago

    I thought floss came from the webs of giants tree spiders. The bevy of spiders are kept corralled in deepest Amazonia where the nets on the trees cannot be seen from space.

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