Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for June 27, 2013

it is called sun-itis

Everybody needs a sick of work day every now and again.

Yes he does. It’s called rationalization!

♪♪♫ I don’t wanna work.I wanna bang on the drum all day ♫♫♪♪

It has been raining here so much lately, and it looks to continue for another week. I would love to lay in the sun, wherever it may be.

no, it is called “eye disease”……….""I just don’t see myself going to work today"" lol

I actually had a professor that told us we could have one “it’s too nice to have to go to class day” but we had to call her at least 1 hr ahead of time and tell her that.

It’s called anal glaucoma when you can’t see your butt going into work.

Vitamin d deficiency- don’t want to risk developing rickets

Wish I had a job could call in sick. Mean time on-line studies continue. Pay out of pocket takes time, as I do not have student loans. Oh we here in KS can use that rain. We have 100° temps here. I been watering young trees so do not die and those trees are growing.

I wouldn’t go there.

I wish it would rain here in Happy Valley, Utah, the heat is killing me!

Yeah, I don’t lay in the sun anymore. I’d rather sit on a shady porch and enjoy the outdoors that way.

That’s not flirting. Uh uhh

Go for it! I would! Except I don’t like to lie.

One of my bosses looked at me once and said “Mental health IS health.” I have tried to live by that, and when I can, I get sick an awful lot less.

How do you get “inflammation” (-itis) of “I just wanna lay in the sun”?