"You're such a pessimist! YOU see the blade as halfway down, while I see it as halfway up."
lose that unsightly midriff bulge with the new and improved edgar allen diet. you’ll think you died and went to a roof in baltimore
Only an optimist cleaves to salvation in the presence of shear calamity.
Get at least one hand free so you can b..ch slap that guy.
We have the pendulum, and these jokes are the pits. Nevermore!
Yes, but which way is it moving?
August 21, 2015
jack fairbanks almost 11 years ago
lose that unsightly midriff bulge with the new and improved edgar allen diet. you’ll think you died and went to a roof in baltimore
edclectic almost 11 years ago
Only an optimist cleaves to salvation in the presence of shear calamity.
J Short almost 11 years ago
Get at least one hand free so you can b..ch slap that guy.
alan.gurka almost 11 years ago
We have the pendulum, and these jokes are the pits. Nevermore!
YokohamaMama almost 11 years ago
Yes, but which way is it moving?