Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 01, 2013
June 30, 2013
July 02, 2013
Transcript:
Pig: I'm dating a new woman. She likes to wear fishnets. Goat: Oh, gosh... I think that's so sexy. Don't you? Pig: Not really. Goat: Leave it to you to ruin something wonderful.
FA addicts are conditioned to expect their fishnets on Fridays, not Mondays.And two days of Pastiscide in a row! Even usually mild-mannered Goat is complaining!
interceptor almost 11 years ago
She’s quite a catch.
Ida No almost 11 years ago
She’s really into wetsuits, too!
margueritem almost 11 years ago
Pastis sez, “Who, me?”.
Templo S.U.D. almost 11 years ago
And to think the cartoonist was killed as of yesterday’s strip due to another lame punchline.
legaleagle48 almost 11 years ago
Pastis can just be glad Rat didn’t see this one!
firedome almost 11 years ago
i can think of a couple of fishermen who might find her al"lure"ing…
zero almost 11 years ago
When you’re down at the docks, just ask for a net…
perceptor3 almost 11 years ago
Fish and visitors stink after three days… This pun is two days early!
Bilan almost 11 years ago
I’m trying to picture a female goat with fishnet stockings on.
Sisyphos almost 11 years ago
FA addicts are conditioned to expect their fishnets on Fridays, not Mondays.And two days of Pastiscide in a row! Even usually mild-mannered Goat is complaining!
Gilbert almost 11 years ago
It’s nice that pig is dating again.
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Uh, Ma’am, your seams are crooked….
finale almost 11 years ago
So many fish in the sea……wetsuits…….now this. PBS is taking a nautical tack?
Snoopy_Fan almost 11 years ago
Who was it that told Pig the other day that there are plenty of fish in the sea?
cdward almost 11 years ago
Smells fishy.
me almost 11 years ago
Well, you should have seen the one that got away!
Reppr Premium Member almost 11 years ago
You do realize, of course, that Goat represents Everyman, the members of the great unwashed, the readers of this strip. He speaks for us.
neckback almost 11 years ago
Feeling crabby? At least pig netted something.
GoodQuestion Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Pig picked her up at the Red Lobster™ – - she was the catch of the day . . . ☻
Ermine Notyours almost 11 years ago
“Stocking” up on puns for summer vacation, are we?
patsysutcliffe Premium Member almost 11 years ago
awesome!
hariseldon59 almost 11 years ago
I’m not sure that wearing fish is any stranger than dating a pig. She must be related to Ted’s ex-girlfriend from that Geico commercial.
Sherlock Watson almost 11 years ago
And tomorrow she’ll be wearing a catsuit. Get ready, Snuffles!
RobinHood2013 almost 11 years ago
It’s possible Rat would have shot Pastis over this one.
Sheriff Mordecai Premium Member almost 11 years ago
A blind man was walking by the fish market …
Number Three almost 11 years ago
It’s better when Rat rips on Stephan in the last panel but this strip was hilarious.
LOL xxx
bahramthered almost 11 years ago
I don’t even want to think about the potential hooker pun.
Popeyesforearm almost 11 years ago
carp diem Pig!
Logical Duck almost 11 years ago
Her name is Annette.
echoraven almost 11 years ago
Don’t know what’s funnier, the comic or the great puns in the comments section!
TileComics almost 11 years ago
There’s no such thing as inter-species marriage.
TIMH almost 11 years ago
Just wait ’til you see her garter belt – - made real garter snakes.
zianrocks2468 almost 11 years ago
Did Goat say “sexy”?
Clearstream over 7 years ago
….I find this odd…Goat is not usually the one to act like that. Must be mating season.
Snuffles the Mute Terrorist Cat over 2 years ago
Oh Goat… Is this your true side?