Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for June 02, 2013

The Emperor’s new clothes?

I love how the waist line blends in perfectly with the clothes hanger to create the illusion of nothing hanging from it. Amazing.

It’s as dual function.. you can both stand out in the crowd, and hide out at the same time…….

I wonder how much Horace had to “pony” up for that?

Kinda like Wonder Woman’s “invisible jet”…. but a good question she may ask… “Now where did I park that thing?”-Guess Horace may go around asking: “Has anyone seen my pants? You know the ones with…. oh, never mind…”

Mustard Yellow cargo pants.

and will never go out of style…… ! ! !

Guy walks into an Army Surplus store:

“Hey, have you got any camouflage jackets?”

“Yes, but I can’t find ANY of them.”

Hans Christian Andersen, or Richard Scarry?

I don’t think I’ve ever seen Horace in any clothes whatsoever. Unless they were camouflage.

Actually. this was similar to yesterday’s "Speed Bump’ with the camper who hogged up all the “invisibility camo”….

At least those pants won’t make him look fat.

My brother and I used to wander down to the mall and purposely bump into the guys wearin’ camo and say, “Excuse me, I didn’t see you…”