Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for June 01, 2013

Ah they grow up so fast don’t they? one day they’re tilting the pinball machine the next there burning illegal downloads. The next step, making her own Mario Hack. At least she didn’t do any of OUR suggestions. on the down side I’ll never know how my idea for a PG-13 Unicorn movie could have ended.

Gasp! A family of CYBERCRIMINALS!

What is up with mom? She looks kind of bored with everything.

Yup, Dad’s hard drive must be full of pirated software. Mom paints, Dad hacks, and Phoebe rides a unicorn. Wow, how totally Cool!!

I think Mom looks a tiny bit bored.

more on the line of “I don’t know these people.”

Mom’s like, “My daughter, future criminal.”

Dad is a Greyhat – cyberspeak for vigilante..Mom rolling eyes, she prefers the Whitehat philosophia

PHE is very disappointed her bid for attention has failed. Next time she should interrupt every 4 second with questions and obvious comments..Or just create her own shield of boringness and spend her time with MAR..Parents need bags under their eyes, and a few of those soda pop bubbles floating in front of their noses.

Maybe she approves of her husband doing it but thinks Phoebe’s too young to exercise much-needed discretion.

Yes, I DEFINITELY have a voice for “Dad” in my head. He sounds like Shoebox of Worm Quartet.

I’ve thought about becoming a Internet Privateer. Get a government sanction, then pay taxes on the value of whatever you steal, and it’s all good.

Wow! I thought he was going to punish her.

an other fun observation, Pheebs tells the truth to her parents even knowing she could get in trouble. Well except when she was sick before the play.

Best dad!

pls don’t encourage her