Praying Mantis: Have my daughter home before midnight, young man...and you'd better still have your head fully attached!
No mantis sex for you!
Keep your head when all about you have lost theirs.
Isn’t that up to your daughter?
A little nip here, a nibble there- wouldn’t be the first time a guy lost his head over a girl.
preying for a safe return
a real mandible wouldn’t take that abuse
It might just be worth it…
If his head is not attached, what are you going to do about it? He won’t be able to bring your daughter back, anyway.
A date and head; I’m not touching this.
No worries – Mickey Mantis is a switch-hitter.
I was wondering, does an elderly Mantis use a walking stick/
He’d better not come home neck-ed!
They are just going outside to pray.
Don’t worry Mrs. Mantis, I will keep my head on straight.
is she going to grow up to be a head hunter?
Gives new meaning to the term once bitten twice shy, eh?
And if he doesn’t, what’s she gonna do about it?
margueritem almost 11 years ago
No mantis sex for you!
GROG Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Keep your head when all about you have lost theirs.
Bilan almost 11 years ago
Isn’t that up to your daughter?
bluskies almost 11 years ago
A little nip here, a nibble there- wouldn’t be the first time a guy lost his head over a girl.
jamesringlis almost 11 years ago
preying for a safe return
jack fairbanks almost 11 years ago
a real mandible wouldn’t take that abuse
Linux0s almost 11 years ago
It might just be worth it…
pcolli almost 11 years ago
If his head is not attached, what are you going to do about it? He won’t be able to bring your daughter back, anyway.
J Short almost 11 years ago
A date and head; I’m not touching this.
jreckard almost 11 years ago
No worries – Mickey Mantis is a switch-hitter.
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 11 years ago
I was wondering, does an elderly Mantis use a walking stick/
CartoonServices.Com almost 11 years ago
He’d better not come home neck-ed!
Perkycat almost 11 years ago
They are just going outside to pray.
LingeeWhiz almost 11 years ago
Don’t worry Mrs. Mantis, I will keep my head on straight.
Me3000 almost 11 years ago
is she going to grow up to be a head hunter?
caller49 almost 11 years ago
Gives new meaning to the term once bitten twice shy, eh?
Stephen Gilberg almost 11 years ago
And if he doesn’t, what’s she gonna do about it?