Brevity by Dan Thompson for June 15, 2013

They’d make a billion dollars the first week they started selling the cure. I’d buy it!

If all he’s tested is sneezing…. that’s a pretty rash assertion….

Hive known a lot of people who are itching for relief.

And it’s nuts to forget that peanut allergies can kill you in a Jif.

These comments have put me into anafa-laugh-tic shock!

And the cure will never see the light of day. It will be suppressed and locked away. The real money is not in cures but in treatment of the symptoms.

I’m all teary eyed.

I read a story once where they actually found a cure for the common cold… but it led to everyone having a vastly improved sense of smell, and then no one could stand to breathe.